I know I’m going to get old and be one of those crazy women who sits on balconies and spits on people and screams, ‘Get a haircut!’ I know this, and I don’t really fear it. I’d just like to move toward it with as much grace and dignity as possible. Fisher, Carrie
I refuse to admit that I am more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitima Astor, Lady Nancy
I was always an early riser. Happy the man who is! Every morning day comes to him with a virgin’s love, full of bloom and freshness. The youth of nature is contagious, like the gladness of a happy child. Bulwer-Lytton, Edward Robert
I was born in 1962. True. And the room next to me was 1963. Rivers, Joan
I’m at that age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. Burns, George
I’m now at the age where I’ve got to prove that I’m just as good as I never was. Harrison, Rex
If wrinkles must be written on our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. Garfield, James A.
If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very very few people die past the age of a hundred. Burns, George
It is the failing of youth not to be able to restrain its own violence. Seneca
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. Lehrer, Tom
