Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. Holmes Sr., Oliver Wendell
Old things are always in good repute, present things in disfavor. Tacitus
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man. Trotsky, Leon
Only when one has lost all curiosity about the future has one reached the age to write an autobiography. Waugh, Evelyn
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that, would tell one anything. Wilde, Oscar
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Lebowitz, Fran
Show respect for age. Drink good scotch for a change. The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything. Wilde, Oscar
Should you be a teenager blessed with uncommon good looks, document this state of affairs by the taking of photographs. It is the only way anyone will ever believe you in years to come. Lebowitz, Fran
The four stages of man are: Infancy, Childhood, Adolescence and obsolescence. Linkletter, Art
The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long. Taylor, A.J.P.
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdo Mencken, H.L.
