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Fame

A celebrity is one who is known …

25 Feb , 2014  

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn’t know. Mencken, H.L.

Success

All successful newspapers are ce…

5 Jan , 2014  

All successful newspapers are ceaselessly querulous and bellicose. They never defend anyone or anything if they can help it; if the job is forced upon them, they tackle it by denouncing someone or something else. Mencken, H.L.

Individuality

And what is a good citizen? Simp…

5 Jan , 2014  

And what is a good citizen? Simply one who never says, does or thinks anything that is unusual. Schools are maintained in order to bring this uniformity up to the highest possible point. A school is a hopper into which children are heaved while they are still young and tender; there in they are pressed […]

Alcohol

I’ve made it a rule never to dri…

5 Aug , 2011  

I’ve made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark. Mencken, H.L.

Forgiveness

If, after I depart this vale, yo…

25 Mar , 2011  

If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely gi Mencken, H.L.

Doubt

It is evident that skepticism, w…

3 Mar , 2011  

It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes him feel better. Mencken, H.L.

Doubt

Men become civilized, not in pro…

30 Jul , 2010  

Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt. Mencken, H.L.

Love

Love: the delusion that one woma…

30 Jul , 2010  

Love: the delusion that one woman differs from another. Mencken, H.L.

Human

Neither sex, without some fertil…

19 May , 2010  

Neither sex, without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other, is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavor. Mencken, H.L.

American

No one ever went broke underesti…

19 May , 2010  

No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. Mencken, H.L.

Death

Of all escape mechanisms, death …

11 Jan , 2010  

Of all escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. Mencken, H.L.

Government

Only a government that is rich a…

11 Jan , 2010  

Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth. Mencken, H.L.